Me and My Crazy World

I hear the words to the above song by the rap group Lost Boyz when I think of my two lady friends. What's a pup to do?

Here's a shot of my American Bulldog Beauty, Mimi. 75lbs of love!
Here's a shot of the devilishly delicious Denali. She's my little hot tamale spitfire!
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Now I'm in love with these two chicks
I don't know which one to pick
My feelings for them both are getting thick

Now am I wrong cause I don't want to lose none of them
Am I confused cause I don't want to chose one of them

I can't escape this life that I'm living
I'm in the mix I'm in love with two women
Now that's word to moms, I got two honeys on my arms
and I don't want to let none of them go!
A shot of us all together at the dog park. *awkward*. They actually get in little tiffs if one is getting too much of my attention.

Your advice is appreciated!!