Chewing up Coach Purses is bad!

So today's lesson is never leave valuables on top of the dog crate unless you're prepared to lose them to a crafty idle dog.

See evidence 1a: Coach Purse.

Being left in the crate a bit longer than I particularly wanted..."some puppy" got a bit bored and started pulling at the blanket that covers the crate and discovered the purse strap...which led to the purse...which squeezed through the crate and became a wonderful chew toy!

Needless to say, my human wasn't very happy about it. But that will teach her to leave me home alone so long!